Seeds of the Jiaoman

THOUGHT OF THE DAY
Ever wonder how the seeds of the great jiaoman look like under the microscope?

Street Wear

Lawrence...the fashion icon...unlike some of us, fashion unconscious...

Just look at those shoes...hmmm...cool....

I like the second pic. Makes Lawrence look like a lord, a superstar. NO! A MEGASTAR!!! woot woot...

This is what he would call, the RANDOM SELECTION.

Lawrence Von Jiaoman

Have one ever wondered or seen Lawrence in serious mood? Frankly, I can't recall seeing him in this mode. Lawrence is a cheerful, happy, sometimes crappy, and extremely sadistic at times. He totally adores toceng. With so many avenues to release his stress, how can one be stressed up and put on a serious sam expression? One could only imagine. I have always wondered to myself, imagining Lawrence, grown up adult, married and has kids. I wonder what sort of father he would be. Can you fathom that? I think he would be a darn funny dad, might even kena bully from his kids

Lawrence to kids
" Eh, eh, eh…you stop it right now arr. You want me to come over and slap you?"

Kids
" Hahahahahaha…. fuck you dad!"

Lawrence to kids
" Not cool kids. Watch your mouth"

Kids
* pouting furiously stretching their eyeballs trying to look at their lips*

Sigh, Lawrence "char lan tou".

But I guess its good. At least his wife would be taking care of the kids, discipline, spankings. I guess, Lawrence is like Hutch, wifey is Starsky. What a combination.Really, do take a moment and ponder, what its like for Lawrence to be a serious person.

THE ONE.........COOL HAND JIAOMAN

COURTESY OF DESMOND MO...

this is a legendary picture. so notorious, so famous.

this image has travelled around the world, from Australia, to Hawaii and to the States...truly, the one and only...

JIAOMAN.

Oh betik!Oh my love!

The secret is out. It seems our jiaoman the great one has skeletons in his closet; a deep and dark secret. He has yet to come to terms with his obsession with papayas while a familiar tune keeps playing in his head over and over again.

~BETIK BETIK TAK ADA TETEK~

All hail the jiaoman!

This blog is a shrine dedicated to the great lawrence the JIAOMAN...all bow before his presence!Let his picture strike respect and joy to those who stumbles upon him.

Prawn Behind The Stone

Anyone up for some prawn behind the stone?

LAWRENCE OF MOC aka THE JIAOMAN

A NEW PANTUN DEDICATED TO THE OH SO FAMOUS JIAOMAN


dj area tempat popular,
semuanya ada di sini sane,
dakei, makan, mengacau bilau,
lawrence yg intro aku ke sana,

lawrence cakap nak pi makan,
dia kata pergi kum san,
aku tanya mana tuu,
dia cakap tunggu dulu. ( kimax)

bersama kah ee setiap hari,
mengisap dada yg cun cun,
suatu hari ternampak lawrence,
ianya rupanya member jugak,

bila kita mengisap bo,
muka stim mata mengecut,
lawrence suka jenaka raya,
ketawa mengilai terbahak bahak,

sungguhnya lawrence sudah terjebak,
sudah punyai buah hati,
tidak lagi dia mengisap dada,
karang isap buah dada,

mak engkao dan mak aku,
sudah lama berbulu,
namun lawrence seorang yg baik,
seperti babi di dalam hutan...

pantun ini utk si dia,
dia yg bernama LAWRENCE,
atau kita panggil JIAOMAN,
lebih dikenali sbg JAIDI.

JAIDI JAIDI oh JAIDI,
mengapa kita harun cinta.
kalau salah apa gunanya,
asalkan dapat, apa salahnya.

Lawrence The JIAOMAN

Lawrence the JIAOMAN is a classic example of the modern male. He adores poems. Lemme give you a little taste of his creation.

Babi Buto Sial Anjing
Ikan dipantai suka dipancing
Lepas minum di semak dia mengencing
Makan api pilau rice di gunung sebat!


Will update with more of his quotes...

recently, i felt a dash of "hokkien" with his

"si beh steady"

hmm...i wondered where di he picked it up?

For Chee Kit

damn, i registered this to hassle Chee Kit...